You can settle for a regular pair of pants. Your privates will be covered and nobody will think twice. Or, you can wear a pair of FANPANTS. Our pants won't just cover your privates, they'll make you the talk of the tailgate. These suckers were specifically constructed to make people think twice. 

Why else would we make pants with logos all over them?

We care about every little detail that goes into our pants. The colors are perfect, the logos are flawless, and the fit is like a dream.

I guess you could say that we are really passionate about pants.

Oh...and shorts. Don't forget about shorts.

We love short pants too.